In a dystopian future London lumbers around the world devouring other civilizations… wait I thought this was a fantasy film? It’s *Mortal Engines*, and...
We return to the land of Fantasia as a new threat endangers the magical realm. It’s ***The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter***, and...
The back of the DVD case calls it "A bolt of family fun". Katie calls it "easily one of the worst film adaptations I've...