My name is Lemony Snicket, and it is my sad duty to document this tale. It's A Series of Unfortunate Events, and This Film...
And there, when the sky was darkest, was a glimmer of hope. Was it the moon? No, it was Michael Sheen. It’s *New Moon*,...
I shall die here, every inch of me shall perish… except one. An inch. It’s small and it’s fragile and it’s the only thing...