My name is Lemony Snicket, and it is my sad duty to document this tale. It's A Series of Unfortunate Events, and This Film...
Perhaps, thought Nanny, little green Elphaba chose her own sex, and her own color, and to hell with her parents. It's Wicked, and This...
You give me a time and a place, I give you a five-minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No...