My name is Lemony Snicket, and it is my sad duty to document this tale. It's A Series of Unfortunate Events, and This Film...
We're fickle, stupid beings with poor memories and a great gift for self-destruction. Although who knows? Maybe this will be it, Katniss. The time...
Every fairy tale has a dark side... (pause for laughter). It’s Fifty Shades Darker, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up Better...