Prequel to The Witches - Authors Who Disappointed Us: Roald Dahl Edition

 I was yours once till death if you'd cared to keep me, but I'm someone else's now... and he's mine in a way that...

My empathy is creeping towards what I would describe... a contemptuous rage. It's Poor Things, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up...

Tim Burton adapts one of America’s most treasured scary stories. It turns out pretty much exactly how you’d imagine. It’s *Sleepy Hollow*, and **This...