He's the sort who can't know anyone intimately, least of all a woman. But I love you. I want you to have your own...
Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. It's *Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory* and **This Film is Lit.**
My name is Lemony Snicket, and it is my sad duty to document this tale. It's A Series of Unfortunate Events, and This Film...