The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding,...

Pretty gruesome, huh? I've seen worse. It's Beastly, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up Guess Who? Was That in the Book?...

It's got corn. It's got children. This movie really lives up to its title. It’s *Children of the Corn*, and **This Film is Lit**....