I couldn't come up with an intro. My brain is toast. Just like most of the vampires by the end of this movie. It’s...
The back of the DVD case calls it "A bolt of family fun". Katie calls it "easily one of the worst film adaptations I've...
How do you expect to communicate with the ocean, when you can’t even understand one another? It’s ***Solaris***, and **This Film is Lit**. -...