It's only a piece of rope, Phillip, an ordinary household article. Why hide it? It's Rope, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum...
The back of the DVD case calls it "A bolt of family fun". Katie calls it "easily one of the worst film adaptations I've...
Can you hear the bells? In perhaps the longest theme park ride pitch in existence, it’s **The Polar Express**, and **This Film is Lit**....