I couldn't come up with an intro. My brain is toast. Just like most of the vampires by the end of this movie. It’s...
Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained... And Shia Labeuof rapped the plot of a movie. It’s *Holes*,...
Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair. It’s time to leave your tower, and have your pet lizard totally murder your abusive fake mother. It’s...