My name is Lemony Snicket, and it is my sad duty to document this tale. It's A Series of Unfortunate Events, and This Film...
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. It’s GoodFellas, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum...
So take stock in America, my heirs, and sing in praise of this generous land. You, too, may strike it rich who dares to...