Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained... And Shia Labeuof rapped the plot of a movie. It’s *Holes*,...
And, while Cinderella and her prince *did* live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they lived. It’s Ever After, and This Film...
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better—it’s not. It's The Lorax, and This Film is Lit....