My name is Lemony Snicket, and it is my sad duty to document this tale. It's A Series of Unfortunate Events, and This Film...
Come with us quietly, Rosemary. Don't argue or make a scene. Because if you say anything more about witches or witchcraft, we're gonna be...
His rage passes description -- the sort of rage that is only seen when rich folk that have more than they can enjoy suddenly...