Well that was certainly a thing that exists. It’s Slapstick of Another Kind, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up Guess Who?...
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better—it’s not. It's The Lorax, and This Film is Lit....
It's got corn. It's got children. This movie really lives up to its title. It’s *Children of the Corn*, and **This Film is Lit**....