And, while Cinderella and her prince *did* live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they lived. It’s Ever After, and This Film...
Pretty gruesome, huh? I've seen worse. It's Beastly, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up Guess Who? Was That in the Book?...
The kings and queens of old return to Narnia, and so do we... It’s *The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian*, and **This Film is...