Prequel to Allegiant - The Lorax Fan Reaction

My empathy is creeping towards what I would describe... a contemptuous rage. It's Poor Things, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up...

Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. It's *Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory* and **This Film is Lit.**

Now I have a machine gun ho-ho-ho... It’s *Die Hard*, and **This Film is Lit**. - Let Me Sum Up - Guess Who? -...