It's only a piece of rope, Phillip, an ordinary household article. Why hide it? It's Rope, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum...
HO. HO. HO. We’re traveling to Discworld just in time for Hogswatch. It’s Hogfather, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up Was...
I want to buy these shoes for my mama, please. It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry, sir,...