Prequel to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The Absurd, Hitchhiker's Guide Preview

Magical creatures, treacherous monarchs, Father Christmas, and a talking lion Jesus…. All beyond the door of a dusty armoire. It’s _The Chronicles of Narnia:...

It's got corn. It's got children. This movie really lives up to its title. It’s *Children of the Corn*, and **This Film is Lit**....

Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make. It's Bram Stoker's Dracula, and This Film is Lit. Let Me...