Whoever wrote *Forrest Gump* should probably sue the screenwriter of this film. Oh wait... it's the same person? That makes sense. It's *The Curious...
Magical creatures, treacherous monarchs, Father Christmas, and a talking lion Jesus…. All beyond the door of a dusty armoire. It’s _The Chronicles of Narnia:...
My empathy is creeping towards what I would describe... a contemptuous rage. It's Poor Things, and This Film is Lit. Let Me Sum Up...